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Byoussef

Bassem Youssef

political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: https://t.co/mtJB6E7ZZb official facebook below

Los Angeles, CA

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جمهوري الحبيب https://t.co/Q4nvrAERaV

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Quoted @BananasComedyNJ

.@Byoussef is coming to New Jersey!
🎟️ October 1-3 🎟️
Reservations ➡️ https://t.co/EAxUGVXgUj https://t.co/iqy5dkW876

RT @BananasComedyNJ: .@Byoussef is coming to New Jersey!
🎟️ October 1-3 🎟️
Reservations ➡️ https://t.co/EAxUGVXgUj https://t.co/iqy5dkW876

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Quoted @Amanyzayed

I felt like i want to cry after watching @Byoussef on @abtalks
I felt tired & need a hug.
Because of how racing, turbulent, shielded and seeing Bassem rationalizing every experience to protect himself & survive was playing the patterns i adopt ..
He is remarkable & heartthrob

RT @Amanyzayed: I felt like i want to cry after watching @Byoussef on @abtalks
I felt tired & need a hug.
Because of how racing, turbulent…

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Upcoming shows in NJ, CT, Tacoma, Irvine and San Jose. All tickets on my website https://t.co/wiRMOuLlKP https://t.co/zrIZPIb2bJ

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Quoted @ExtraLars

Caught @Byoussef’s set tonight at The Comic Strip. He was fantastic. I imagine Saturday is sold out (or really close to it), if you hope to catch a show, get on it!

Really great show.

#YEG https://t.co/bIm3ilwMqk

RT @ExtraLars: Caught @Byoussef’s set tonight at The Comic Strip. He was fantastic. I imagine Saturday is sold out (or really close to it),…

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Quoted @AudioFileMag

#WelcomingWeek "Lameece Issaq's youthful narration captures ... 6th grader Nadia” newly back from Egypt to reunite with her "Nerd Crew” w/ Egyptian comedian & coauthor @Byoussef (w/ Catherine R Daly) narrates several small bits @Scholastic https://t.co/PpvnUqjLE4 https://t.co/kDdjgcfZ5R

RT @AudioFileMag: #WelcomingWeek "Lameece Issaq's youthful narration captures ... 6th grader Nadia” newly back from Egypt to reunite with h…

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Quoted @mai_mohameddd

حلقه باسم يوسف فABTALKS فظيعه

RT @mai_mohameddd: حلقه باسم يوسف فABTALKS فظيعه

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Quoted @Dr_Fateis

حصلنا ساعتين ضحك مع الكوميديان المصري الدكتور باسم يوسف ، شخص في قمة التواضع ! https://t.co/fWIsl53UDI

RT @Dr_Fateis: حصلنا ساعتين ضحك مع الكوميديان المصري الدكتور باسم يوسف ، شخص في قمة التواضع ! https://t.co/fWIsl53UDI

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Quoted @abtalks

#ABtalks with @Byoussef

باسم يوسف فنان كوميدي مصري، مقدم تلفزيوني وكاتب. ويعتبر أسطورة في عالم التليفزيون في الشرق الأوسط.

ترقبوا الحلقة الأولى من البرنامج في لوس انجلوس! 🇺🇸 يوم الثلاثاء في تمام ٩ مساءً بتوقيت الإمارات.

Production / @bukhashbrothers
Watch Partner / @Breitling https://t.co/wZlqxTrgCV

سعيد جدا بوجودي في الحلقة دي https://t.co/a2bmMXJpCr

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Quoted @AmmanFilm

باسم يوسف يُحي حفل اختتام #مهرجان_عمّان_السينمائي إلى جانب الفنانة الأردنية زين عوض، بحضورٍ من صُنّاع الأفلام المتنافسيين على جائزة #السوسنة_السوداء. كما حضر الحفل الأمير علي بن الحسين والأميرة ريم علي، رئيسة المهرجان.

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RT @AmmanFilm: باسم يوسف يُحي حفل اختتام #مهرجان_عمّان_السينمائي إلى جانب الفنانة الأردنية زين عوض، بحضورٍ من صُنّاع الأفلام المتنافسيين عل…

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So happy to return to Canada fir the first time since the Pandemic . Will be performing five shows 10-12 September at the Comic Strip in Edmonton, Alberta. Link to tickets here (shows are in English)
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Happy to contribute to this amazing foundation. https://t.co/PsyAPSwqIj

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Quoted @Scholastic

@Byoussef, author of The Magical Reality of Nadia, shares what the #PowerOfStory means to him. Learn more about the Power of Story and download the NEW catalog, updated for Spring/Summer 2021, at https://t.co/SPqWgI7car! https://t.co/ScuDhujQ8T

RT @Scholastic: @Byoussef, author of The Magical Reality of Nadia, shares what the #PowerOfStory means to him. Learn more about the Power o…

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Amazing first show at the Miami Improv . Two more shows tomorrow night . See you there https://t.co/Qu7JWtAsip

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This week 19-21 March at the Miami Improv book your tickets through this link https://t.co/oTohUzHTIQ https://t.co/VZwxOKbnhT

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Quoted @FunnyStop

Two shows left tonight and two tomorrow for @Byoussef for res 330-923-4700 or on line https://t.co/5Z7yUObV7b https://t.co/KoKVKhAQwd

RT @FunnyStop: Two shows left tonight and two tomorrow for @Byoussef for res 330-923-4700 or on line https://t.co/5Z7yUObV7b https://t.co/K…

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اشوفكم الساعة عشرة بالليل بتوقيت القاهرة. https://t.co/hdzqw5z3ST

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Quoted @FunnyStop

@Byoussef @TammyPescatelli @TomCotterComic. For res 330-923-4700 or on lune https://t.co/5Z7yUObV7b Bassem March 11-13 Tammy March 19-20 Pablo Francisco April 1-3 Tom Cotter April 16-17 https://t.co/qC3WRxig2J

RT @FunnyStop: @Byoussef @TammyPescatelli @TomCotterComic. For res 330-923-4700 or on lune https://t.co/5Z7yUObV7b Bassem March 11-13 Tam…

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Quoted @ClevelandScene

The pandemic hasn't slowed comedian Bassem Youssef, who performs this week at the funny stop https://t.co/Th3Ou1NFGI

RT @ClevelandScene: The pandemic hasn't slowed comedian Bassem Youssef, who performs this week at the funny stop https://t.co/Th3Ou1NFGI

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Quoted @Scholastic

When the ancient Egyptian amulet Nadia wears starts glowing, she discovers that it’s holding a hilarious – and helpful – secret. Can she use it to help her navigate the ups and downs of sixth grade? Learn more about #TheMagicalRealityOfNadia: https://t.co/VnhFE91NBI @Byoussef https://t.co/pwfvruGi8G

RT @Scholastic: When the ancient Egyptian amulet Nadia wears starts glowing, she discovers that it’s holding a hilarious – and helpful – se…

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Quoted @comedynews

From scalpel to satire and stand-up: Comedian Bassem Youssef set for Funny Stop shows – Akron Beacon Journal https://t.co/gyHYo92Pzq

RT @comedynews: From scalpel to satire and stand-up: Comedian Bassem Youssef set for Funny Stop shows – Akron Beacon Journal https://t.co/g…

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Quoted @Wayne_In_Akron

From scalpel to satire and stand-up: Comedian Bassem Youssef set for @FunnyStop shows this Friday and Saturday nights.

https://t.co/O4G2KhNUOp via @beaconjournal

RT @Wayne_In_Akron: From scalpel to satire and stand-up: Comedian Bassem Youssef set for @FunnyStop shows this Friday and Saturday nights.…

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Quoted @StoryWorthy

Comic/Author Bassem Youssef @Byoussef (The Magical Reality of Nadia) was a star in Egypt with his show "El-Bernameg" until the government turned against him and he was "cancelled" and had to flee. Listen to this incredible story https://t.co/ysaGBooe5d #Egypt #Interrogation https://t.co/netX9ynmjc

RT @StoryWorthy: Comic/Author Bassem Youssef @Byoussef (The Magical Reality of Nadia) was a star in Egypt with his show "El-Bernameg" until…

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Quoted @Scholastic

Start listening to an audio excerpt of #TheMagicalRealityofNadia, a new humorous and heartfelt story, perfect for kids 8-12: https://t.co/OPsby7OSXB @Byoussef https://t.co/ddanlVEwiM

RT @Scholastic: Start listening to an audio excerpt of #TheMagicalRealityofNadia, a new humorous and heartfelt story, perfect for kids 8-12…

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Quoted @UberFacts

You can’t hum while holding your nose closed

Yup , tried it . You can’t https://t.co/OHTRUR0p8f

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Quoted @Scholastic

Did you know this #FridayFact? Check back every Friday as we share a new fact inspired by the new book #TheMagicalRealityOfNadia and learn more here: https://t.co/VnhFE91NBI @Byoussef https://t.co/FtK5II3bmP

RT @Scholastic: Did you know this #FridayFact? Check back every Friday as we share a new fact inspired by the new book #TheMagicalRealityOf

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Quoted @Scholastic

Start listening to an audio excerpt of #TheMagicalRealityofNadia, a new humorous and heartfelt story, perfect for kids 8-12: https://t.co/bsjbv9nAgq @Byoussef https://t.co/pC3t2emNHj

RT @Scholastic: Start listening to an audio excerpt of #TheMagicalRealityofNadia, a new humorous and heartfelt story, perfect for kids 8-12…

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Quoted @RynFrances

@xoxolibrarian - Born a Crime by Trevor Noah
-Revolution for Dummies: Laughing through the Arab Spring by Bassem Youssef

RT @RynFrances: @xoxolibrarian - Born a Crime by Trevor Noah
-Revolution for Dummies: Laughing through the Arab Spring by Bassem Youssef

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Quoted @MsYingling

For #KidLitSupperClub, how about hummus for @Byoussef @scholastic Nadia and mango from Marie Arnold's @versifybooks The Year I Flew Away? Chime in with more Egyptian and Haitian food-- I don't really like to cook! https://t.co/RAYweglEhh

RT @MsYingling: For #KidLitSupperClub, how about hummus for @Byoussef @scholastic Nadia and mango from Marie Arnold's @versifybooks The Yea…

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Quoted @kerathink

.@BYoussef is a political satirist, the former host of the first political satire show in the Middle East, and a former Correspondent for #TheDailyShow. He joins us to talk about a children's book he co-authored titled, "The Magical Reality of Nadia." https://t.co/KSknSHRRA6

RT @kerathink: .@BYoussef is a political satirist, the former host of the first political satire show in the Middle East, and a former Corr…

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Quoted @Scholastic

Start reading #TheMagicalRealityOfNadia, a story of a sixth-grade Egyptian immigrant who is navigating the ups and downs of friendships, prejudice, and empathy: https://t.co/VnhFE91NBI @Byoussef https://t.co/HsYYPHMx2n

RT @Scholastic: Start reading #TheMagicalRealityOfNadia, a story of a sixth-grade Egyptian immigrant who is navigating the ups and downs of…

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Quoted @sardeaftrdinner

Revolution, Reinvention & Defying Expectations

@Byoussef is a Doctor, satirist & vegan advocate
باسم يوسف طبيب، ناقد ساخر، نباتي

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@3bmo3ty يعني برضة حد تاني قال الكلمة دي في رووم تانية و انا علقت . يعني حاجات بسيطة زي دي بتفرق في التويتة يا فندم و بيفرق في رد الفعل . عشان لو القصة اتقالت زي ما قلناها بالتسلسل بتاعها مَش حتجيب ضحك مَش كده ؟

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@3bmo3ty حضرتك الكلام حصل بالظبط زي ما انا كاتبه. فيا اما انا كذاب يا اما انا كذاب . تحياتي

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