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Sarah Silverman

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Quoted @AccountableGOP

The Cyber Ninjas' conspiracy-driven audit is an extension of the Big Lie and is destroying our democracy.

Watch @stephen_richer and @billgatesaz, two Republican officials in Arizona, speak out against it. https://t.co/HSBdiqYXLP

RT @AccountableGOP: The Cyber Ninjas' conspiracy-driven audit is an extension of the Big Lie and is destroying our democracy.

Watch @step

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Is this normal inside a Moka Express coffee percolator? I’ve tried vinegar https://t.co/l0ypdJvgWE

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@DrPemby After a long deliberation I’m giving this a like

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Quoted @ScottHech

Good. More should. https://t.co/OKZeZYyFTt

RT @ScottHech: Good. More should. https://t.co/OKZeZYyFTt

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Quoted @BrendanNyhan

This is very, very, very bad. Vaccines are one of the great public health achievements in human history. They have saved literally millions of lives. https://t.co/oEuuNtc40Y

RT @BrendanNyhan: This is very, very, very bad. Vaccines are one of the great public health achievements in human history. They have saved…

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Quoted @HeidiLHaddad

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Free therapy right now! Reply to Heidi’s tweet below⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/lv9e6vtjBk

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Quoted @nataliemorales

If America is supposed to be a shining beacon of what is just and good for the rest of the world to see- then why are we meeting people seeking help and asylum at our borders with violence and cruelty? Why not doctors and social workers and, I dunno, help?
We must do better.

Why aren’t our leaders doing something? Is this not a humanitarian emergency?? https://t.co/nEkZJqrnuL

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@jason_blum Auditions to play “Cool guy version of Dylan Baker”? https://t.co/R9bYWZFoAB

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Leave a message with a question or a comment or a statement or a grievance etc #SarahSilvermanPodcast

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Ep53: I Will Disappoint You
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Quoted @ToddGlass

Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood. Come see me at the @HollywoodImprov Lab September 28th to October 2nd https://t.co/1lC4tSSFtz

RT @ToddGlass: Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood. Come see me at the @HollywoodImprov Lab September 28th to October 2nd https://t.co/1lC4tSSF…

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Quoted @electrolemon

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The best https://t.co/MEcKUno9e5

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@emilyraboteau This thread is so special thanks for sharing

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@GinaGrad It’s Tig who said it to me when my mom died

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Quoted @MrEmilyHeller

film crews deserve reasonable rest, weekends off, and safe working conditions. i stand with IATSE and you should too. sleep deprived crews are driving themselves home after 20 hour days on the same roads as you. it's a human rights issue and a public safety issue. https://t.co/7WEQFjKmIi

RT @MrEmilyHeller: film crews deserve reasonable rest, weekends off, and safe working conditions. i stand with IATSE and you should too. sl…

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Quoted @steveagee

For my friend, @JasonRitter, my hero #JohnRitter and to advocate for aortic health I’m taking part in the #PurplePinkyPromise for more info visit @JohnRitterFdn and post a photo with a purple pinky! I had to use blue and red marker FYI https://t.co/zZWvYQfQRO

And you even snuck in a nod to Bill Murray’s bday! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️♥️ https://t.co/hgxfop6YOE

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Quoted @kerrywashington

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Kerry this is a MUST SEE: https://t.co/zlxLQYaA3L https://t.co/YnL2C2zkE9

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One-night-only? With Bernie, Warren, the West Wing cast, and Ady himself? Count me in. This documentary is amazing, and I can't wait for the premiere tomorrow: https://t.co/TE7RxdihZp

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Quoted @PatinkinMandy

Me and my sister Marsha having fun way back when. #SingingWithSiblings https://t.co/h6ijo36X1H

Ode to joy https://t.co/nMA4X6Nif1

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@heckyessica You may have to name him Adam for that ribbing

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@chrisrock Love you. REST❤️

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Quoted @chrisrock

Hey guys I just found out I have COVID, trust me you don’t want this. Get vaccinated.

RT @chrisrock: Hey guys I just found out I have COVID, trust me you don’t want this. Get vaccinated.

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Quoted @DrAndriaTatem

My rant for the day ;

Yesterday I went to get a glass of wine and something to eat after work. There was a table of people that asked me to join them and offered to pay. I declined because I really wasn’t in the mood and I knew I wouldn’t be good company /1

♥️thread https://t.co/yF5iNlbf16

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Quoted @Cleavon_MD

13 y.o. Danny Rees from Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin died Tuesday after testing positive for COVID. The Fort Atkinson School Board approved a mask mandate last night following his death. #SoulsLostToCovid https://t.co/aPXncJP281 https://t.co/m0Jo8MGJpA https://t.co/CUTskjtRtS

This thread- my biggest Covid fear- it was given the chance to find it’s way to kids. And it has https://t.co/ioJe27r2FS

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Quoted @JohnFugelsang

Brian Kemp lies about AIDS vaccine mandates with the confidence of a Republican who knows the base will never trust fact-checkers.

RT @JohnFugelsang: Brian Kemp lies about AIDS vaccine mandates with the confidence of a Republican who knows the base will never trust fact…

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@GideonsMobBand1 I refuse to give a lecture to the guitarist from Gideon’s Mob

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Quoted @TriumphICDHQ

2008: I asked geniuses @SarahKSilverman & Norm Macdonald if they'd be up for a revival of Match Game. They were & they were hysterical. We loaded it up with more geniuses including Super Dave & host @TVsAndyDaly & TBS still said nope. - RS
Full highlights: https://t.co/O5QVCxojV7 https://t.co/zVyXSr3peo

RT @TriumphICDHQ: 2008: I asked geniuses @SarahKSilverman & Norm Macdonald if they'd be up for a revival of Match Game. They were & they we…

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Quoted @davenewworld_2

This 12-year-old boy calls out homophobia while playing video games and it's amazing https://t.co/5SAtulC4Oa

RT @davenewworld_2: This 12-year-old boy calls out homophobia while playing video games and it's amazing https://t.co/5SAtulC4Oa

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Quoted @HeidiLHaddad

Relationships + communication are a dance. If u change the dance, expect a bit of discomfort + push back from your partner, family, friends. Upending a familiar routine is probably good for you. LIVE AMA tonight at 9pm ET.
Ep 22 of What if Nothing's Wrong: https://t.co/6lovtYfDmJ https://t.co/y1RFvP3Yze

Free therapy NOW: reply to Heidi’s tweet⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/aKQDoaMbt3

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@JoeyFarkas Call in with something new bro

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Holy fuck Mare is a Proud Boy https://t.co/d2ko9TIeEO

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Quoted @BetteMidler

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Norm https://t.co/E3lEFLJUt8

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@LilNasX Your billboards are straight genius

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Quoted @franklinleonard

Said it before, will say it again, @LilNasX is on another level. https://t.co/zNo9Xy6r8E

So GD brilliant https://t.co/YopxieI3yB

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@rejectedjokes Happy birthday, Kitten!!

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