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Trevornoah

Trevor Noah

Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.

New York, NY

Joined on 1244703828000

trevornoah.com

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I came dressed to see Michaela Coel win an Emmy and I wasn’t disappointed!

#Emmys @Versace Stylist: @jason_bolden Photo: @RichFury @GettyVIP https://t.co/VqSBg0takx

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Santa Barbara, your energy was 🔥🔥🔥 last night! Appreciate everyone that came out to the show!🙏🏾 TY! 📸:@betsnewman #BackToAbnormalTour https://t.co/KFIZZr6y0m

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Quoted @TheDailyShow

Back in the lab. The Daily Show returns TONIGHT. https://t.co/Tbl3hD32Vr

RT @TheDailyShow: Back in the lab. The Daily Show returns TONIGHT. https://t.co/Tbl3hD32Vr

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I went from hanging out in my living room, by myself, to hanging with 32,000+ people over the last two nights.🤣🤣🤣Thank you London for such an incredible welcome back!🙏🏾 #BackToAbnormalTour #O2ArenaLondon
📷: @LantyZhang https://t.co/LyGsiiQcEJ

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Quoted @FallonTonight

It’s Jimmy vs. @Trevornoah in a water bottle flip showdown. #FallonTonight https://t.co/Ve8fEwfcSh

RT @FallonTonight: It’s Jimmy vs. @Trevornoah in a water bottle flip showdown. #FallonTonight https://t.co/Ve8fEwfcSh

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Quoted @nealbrennan

The problem with social media is that it turned us all into lifestyle brands. So when we come on here, it's not even about entertainment or seeing what our friends are up to. It's opposition research on other people's brands to see how ours stacks up against theirs. Unhealthy.😖

RT @nealbrennan: The problem with social media is that it turned us all into lifestyle brands. So when we come on here, it's not even about…

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Excited to chat with my friend @jimmyfallon tonight! But, why does he have to use the pic that looks like I'm about to introduce a bootleg iPhone?! 😂😂 @fallontonight, tonight! 🙌🏾 #FallonTonight https://t.co/3sZHtbcPD4

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Quoted @KevOnStage

Black man. Listen to me. Go to therapy. Unlock the healing in yourself necessary to live a full, healthy, and happy life.

I’m in personal therapy AND couples therapy. My only regret is not starting sooner.

RT @KevOnStage: Black man. Listen to me. Go to therapy. Unlock the healing in yourself necessary to live a full, healthy, and happy life.…

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Quoted @roywoodjr

All I want for black entertainers is for them to be able to grow old.

RT @roywoodjr: All I want for black entertainers is for them to be able to grow old.

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Quoted @TheRealJRSmith

I need a new gaming laptop bad something i can do my school work on plus play #CODwarzone on

Yo JR, Hit up @FalconNW . Easily my favourite gaming rigs. Laptop or desktop. https://t.co/CCsPAJG01T

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Quoted @AkilahObviously

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

RT @AkilahObviously: Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

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Yo @Micah_Johnson3 I'm loving @AkuDreams! I have chapters 1 & 2 and can't wait for the next! #SpaceHasAlwaysBeenBlack #DreamBigAku 🙌🏾 🧑🏿‍🚀🚀

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NYC! Don’t miss seeing my buddy @nealbrennan’s new one-man show Unacceptable. Starting Aug 25th https://t.co/Uivef4dPJV

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Quoted @kavithadavidson

Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them

Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's

RT @kavithadavidson: Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a…

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San Francisco, we've added a 2nd show at the @ChaseCenter! Dec 10th is completely SOLD OUT! #Mindblown 🤯 BUT, you can get tickets for the Dec 11th show right now using the code "HereWeGo" 🙌🏾 at https://t.co/OCUM8lq7ua! Don't wait, presale ends tomorrow.😬 #BackToAbnormalTour https://t.co/Itc0LdSp3z

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Quoted @TheDailyShow

Honored to be nominated for Outstanding Variety Talk Series and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - @JordanKlepper Fingers the Pulse: Into the MAGAverse at the 2021 #Emmys! Thank you @TelevisionAcad 🙏 https://t.co/36FvZhI0da

RT @TheDailyShow: Honored to be nominated for Outstanding Variety Talk Series and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - @JordanKleppe

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Quoted @TelevisionAcad

The #Emmy nominees for Variety Talk Series are:

@TeamCoco
@TheDailyShow
@JimmyKimmelLive
@LastWeekTonight
@ColbertLateShow

#EmmyNoms #Emmys #Emmys2021 https://t.co/itL2tM1i7U

Congrats to @TheDailyShow team on 2 Emmy noms! TY @TelevisionAcad, always such an incredible honour! 🙏🏾 #Emmys https://t.co/qu5EZBCMNv

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Quoted @CBS

Congratulations to the @RecordingAcad for their Emmy Award® nomination for Outstanding Variety Special (LIVE).🏆 https://t.co/TzpYNWxBmf

When the awards get nominated for awards 🤯🤯🤯 Huge congrats to @CBS & The @RecordingAcad! 👏🏾 #Emmys @TelevisionAcad https://t.co/zB5H1L6Yzd

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Quoted @standup

There are only three things a woman can expect from a man. @JoshJohnson

Don’t miss Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag) June 18 on @ComedyCentral. https://t.co/CoAd5Uwicb

Wrap up #Juneteenth with @JoshJohnson's special #(Hashtag) 🙌🏾 Next airing tonight at midnight on @ComedyCentral 🔥 🔥 🔥 https://t.co/N5VpLXOrqd

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Tickets to my new tour are on-sale now! 🙌🏾 Back To Abnormal. 🔥World Tour. 🌎 https://t.co/L7bDKHUiXq Let's go baby! #BackToAbnormalTour https://t.co/rwpbaJd2pt

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The first 20 shows of my new “Back To Abnormal” World Tour kick-off in the US and East Coast you’re up first!! All East Coast shows are now ON-SALE! Others to follow at 10am local. Find your tickets at https://t.co/L7bDKHUiXq 🙌🏾🔥 #BackToAbnormalTour https://t.co/74z5cDd7xp

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Quoted @TheDailyShow

As The Daily Social Distancing Show comes to a close and Trevor takes a hiatus for the summer, here’s how we’re working on creating a new, in-person Daily Show experience for the post-pandemic world. https://t.co/1Cf5c7Gizs

RT @TheDailyShow: As The Daily Social Distancing Show comes to a close and Trevor takes a hiatus for the summer, here’s how we’re working o…

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Quoted @plsleaveamsg

It’s hard to trust and respect ease and joy when you’ve been groomed to respect and pedestalize struggle and trauma.

RT @plsleaveamsg: It’s hard to trust and respect ease and joy when you’ve been groomed to respect and pedestalize struggle and trauma.

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Quoted @TheDailyShow

With Critical Race Theory banned in Florida, here’s a video to teach students about slavery that isn’t so divisive https://t.co/okPg3NJ60D

RT @TheDailyShow: With Critical Race Theory banned in Florida, here’s a video to teach students about slavery that isn’t so divisive https:…

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Quoted @Asiwaju9ja

@Trevornoah Is this world tour, like the American world series?

😂 😂 😂 UK, Iceland, Ireland, Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Germany, & Canada dates are already up on my website! Will be adding more world to the world tour soon. 🙌🏾 Stay tuned. 😀 https://t.co/VvOMGVSuXd

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Ticketmaster will then send you a link to claim your collectible! Pre-sale starts 10am local!

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I’m excited to announce my first-ever digital collectible! This is a limited-edition collectible that commemorates my upcoming tour. To claim one, all you have to do is go to https://t.co/L7bDKHUiXq & purchase a pre-sale ticket to any date listed with “signup” by 9:59pm ET today! https://t.co/98vi5jMddr

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I'm excited to announce my brand new "Back To Abnormal" World Tour with a special ticket presale going down tomorrow at 10am! Signup at https://t.co/L7bDKHUiXq and use the code "HereWeGo" to get tickets before anyone else! We're coming back, baby! 🙌🏾 🔥🕺🏾 #BackToAbnormalTour https://t.co/NVULguQ461

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This is me loving being back on stage. This is also me dropping a hint to a much bigger announcement about me being back on stage. More info soon.😎 📷: @mikebryknyc 🎤: @thestandnyc https://t.co/YWASDf2HLd

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Quoted @TrevorNoahFdn

@ElevatePrize has launched a new program #ElevateGiving based on an innovative approach to democratizing #philanthropy. Our chairman, @Trevornoah, shares more.

To join one of the experiences, register at https://t.co/MLBrphCx0g. https://t.co/07OTUBKnsv

RT @TrevorNoahFdn: @ElevatePrize has launched a new program #ElevateGiving based on an innovative approach to democratizing #philanthropy.…

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Quoted @jaboukie

people were at home with their quarantine dogs for a year and didnt train them for shit. no structure just vibes and “did i save him or did he save me 🥺” IG captions so now every dog park in the city is just a gentrified dog fighting ring

RT @jaboukie: people were at home with their quarantine dogs for a year and didnt train them for shit. no structure just vibes and “did i s…

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Quoted @F5

Register now to get the inside story on navigating the tech world as a Black professional. Join F5 CEO François Locoh-Donou, special guest Trevor Noah, and leading Black execs in tech as they share their real-world experiences. https://t.co/GgOOd8WbD5 #BeF5 #BlackTechTwitter https://t.co/mnX1ovJ4wE

RT @F5: Register now to get the inside story on navigating the tech world as a Black professional. Join F5 CEO François Locoh-Donou, specia…

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When do we give Ngolo Kante the Balon d’Or? What more does he need to achieve???? Or is the trophy exclusively for strikers now?
#NgoloKante #ChampionsLeagueFinal #MCICHE

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When your friend passes you a note that says @thedailyshow just won a @MTV Movie & TV award & not 1, not 2, but 13 @thewebbyawards! 🤯 Is this real life?! Wow! 🙏🏾 A sincere THANK YOU to everyone that voted and way to go team Daily Show! 🔥🎥: @bleach_media https://t.co/mfhlwTTwFR

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Quoted @MSNBC

After raising employee wages to $15/hour, Klavon's Ice Cream Parlor in Pittsburgh received "well over 1,000 applications" for job openings.

Co-owner Jacob Hanchar says customer service has improved and he hasn't "noticed a difference on our bottom line."

https://t.co/9GaJOSi7ef

RT @MSNBC: After raising employee wages to $15/hour, Klavon's Ice Cream Parlor in Pittsburgh received "well over 1,000 applications" for jo…

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Quoted @BerniceKing

A cartoon from the 1960s. My father wasn’t beloved by America. In ‘Letter From Birmingham Jail,’ he responded to 8 white clergy who took issue w/the nonviolent campaign he was leading in Birmingham. He wrote of “white moderates” who were “more devoted to order than to justice.” https://t.co/jwmVC3qXk7

RT @BerniceKing: A cartoon from the 1960s. My father wasn’t beloved by America. In ‘Letter From Birmingham Jail,’ he responded to 8 white c…

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Quoted @maxberger

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won’t tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 🥰

RT @maxberger: I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the governmen…

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Quoted @RexChapman

This dog is actually doing yoga... https://t.co/d7oK5EJa2l

RT @RexChapman: This dog is actually doing yoga... https://t.co/d7oK5EJa2l

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Quoted @Urrealism

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RT @Urrealism: https://t.co/0yo1QN1jPz

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